The Jolie-Pitts Will Have Boar For Dinner

It looks like moving to France is proving to be better and better for the Jolie-Pitts.

Aside from the increased privacy, an endless supply of wine and a new language the Jolie-Pitt children can master, it looks like this expanding family might be able to get free boar meat for every meal.

Boars are roaming around Brangelina's estate, preying after grapes used to make the French their wine. Normally boar hunters are sent in annually to control the boar population, but with the increased levels of security surrounding the Jolie-Pitt residence, locals fear that this year's annual hunt might be cancelled.

But of course, it was Brad-Daddy to the rescue.

Brad immediately met with the head of the boar-hunting association to find out how he could help, and they finally reached an agreement that, as long as the privacy of the Brangelina remains secure, everything would work out fine.

And of course, what does Brad have to complain about? Not only will he be in good terms with his French neighbours - he can get free boar for dinner without having to pay a single euro.