Selena Gomez & Nick Jonas Should Stop Beating About The Bush - We Are Not That Dumb.

If Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are in fact, dating, so why are they still beating about the bush? From their recent revelations, it seems as if they've declared their love for one another in sky writing.

In a recent interview with Twist magazine, Selena Gomez reportedly said:

" 'While we were slow dancing... my crush and I had our first kiss! After it, I leaned back and I said, 'You cheated.' And he said, 'Why' and I said, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' Then he said, 'Well, I never really play by the rules.' "

Selena's supposed other half, on the other hand, told Girls Life magazine:

" 'On one date, the girl said to me, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' So I said, 'I don't follow the rules.' "

Unless Nick Jonas hits on different girls with only one line, I'm pretty confident he and Selena are together, although she may state otherwise.

The Wizards of Waverly Place star recently said that she "does not have a boyfriend right now, though she may go on dates and have crushes and stuff."

Seriously, Selena, unless you're afraid of being publicly seen with Nick, just go ahead and confirm what we already know. It'll give your fans closure, at least.

What's With The Voice, Bale?

While Christian Bale may be, in my humblest opinion, the hottest Batman yet, I can't help but cringe everytime he appears in his somewhat oversized Bat-suit and starts talking with a creepy voice to match a grizzly bear with a very, very bad case of laryngitis AND incurable sore throat.

I know he's trying to make Batman seem as demonic (in a GOOD way) as possible, but is it really necessary to voice him that way? I mean, come on. Batman sounds like he needs several doses of cough medication - or a vocal-chords transplant, if such a thing exists. Everytime "The Dark Knight" so much as opens his mouth, I have to consciously brace myself for the terribleness that is his voice. 

In contrast, everytime Christian Bale reappears without his Bat-suit (and in a few scenes without any suit at all), I have to brace myself for the hotness that is Christian Bale.

I think Christopher Nolan should just have Christian Bale put on a speedo as the Bat-suit. That'll beat Titanic's record, all right. 

Alex Rodriguez's Wife Is Just After His Money

In response to soon-to-be-ex-wife Cynthia's divorce demands, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez insists that his pre-nuptial agreement with his estranged wife be kept in mind during the divorce battle.

He admitted that his marriage is "irretrievably broken", but he asks that Cynthia's claims of infidelity on his part be withdrawn. The baseball player labelled Cynthia's claims of "emotional abandonment of his wife and children" and his "extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct" as "immaterial and impertinent and should be stricken."

However, he acknowledged that Cynthia has been "a good and nurturing mother", and promises to pay "reasonable and bona fide expenses" to take care of their two daughters, Natasha, 3, and Ella, 3 months, as per co-parenting agreements.

Cynthia is looking to maintain her "high standard of living" through alimony, child support, and the couple's US$12 million estate, with "equitable distribution of all assets".

Cynthia states that the rumours of her husband having an affair with 49-year-old singer Madonna was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. She filed for divorce just 6 days after Us Weekly published a story on A-Rod and Madonna. Her attorney calls Alex's affair with Madonna "an affair of the heart" (any clue to what that means?).

Lucky Alex had enough brains to get Cynthia to sign a prenup before they got hitched. But for me, I think insinuations made by a gossip magazine is hardly a good enough reason to want a divorce. Catching your spouse in a dirty act with another... Now that is a better excuse for a legal separation.

The Spears Hate Sam Lutfi - DUH!

Sam Lutfi has been told to stay away - for good. But not legally, it seems.

The result of today's hearing to determine if Sam Lutfi's restraining order (forbidding him to even come close to Britney) should be extended, happens to be that the restraining order need no extension - however Sam is still not allowed to go anywhere near Brit.

Britney's attorney, Sam Ingham, was quoted as saying:

" 'Britney has made clear to everyone that she does not want to be further harassed or contacted in any way by Osama 'Sam' Lutfi, now or at anytime in the future.' "

Brit's father, Jamie Spears, has also warned Sam to stay away. As his daughter's conservator over her estate and person, he has the right to decide who Britney sees, and the one person Jamie is confident his daughter will never see again - is Sam.

Ingham also added:

"During the temporary conservatorship, the conservators have the power to insure that Lutfi will not harm Britney anymore," explained Ingham. " 'If Mr. Lutfi makes any future attempt to contact Britney after the temporary conservatorship has concluded, Britney has made clear she will take all appropriate legal action.' "

Well, it looks like the Spears family and friends have created a human chain around Britney. I wonder if Jamie Spears still gets to ground Brit.

The Jolie-Pitts Will Have Boar For Dinner

It looks like moving to France is proving to be better and better for the Jolie-Pitts.

Aside from the increased privacy, an endless supply of wine and a new language the Jolie-Pitt children can master, it looks like this expanding family might be able to get free boar meat for every meal.

Boars are roaming around Brangelina's estate, preying after grapes used to make the French their wine. Normally boar hunters are sent in annually to control the boar population, but with the increased levels of security surrounding the Jolie-Pitt residence, locals fear that this year's annual hunt might be cancelled.

But of course, it was Brad-Daddy to the rescue.

Brad immediately met with the head of the boar-hunting association to find out how he could help, and they finally reached an agreement that, as long as the privacy of the Brangelina remains secure, everything would work out fine.

And of course, what does Brad have to complain about? Not only will he be in good terms with his French neighbours - he can get free boar for dinner without having to pay a single euro.

Ugly Betty Is Looking For A New Hottie

Newsflash: Now that office cutie Henry Grubstick (played by Christopher Gorham) has found greener pastures (apparently Christopher is going to star in CBS's new show, Harper's Island), the producers are looking for a new hottie to take the place of geeky-in-a-hot-way Henry.

This news probably won't come as much of a surprise to most Ugly Betty fans, since the season finale ended with a cliffhanger, with Betty having to choose between Henry (who proposed to her and urged her to move to Tucson with him) and current love interest Gio (who'd asked Betty to go on a three-month trip to Rome with him). When asked whether Christopher Gorham will return, he told fans that when the production of the hit show changed locations to New York (it was previously in Los Angeles), he wasn't asked to come along.

Christopher was partly glad that he wasn't asked to move to New York, since his wife is pregnant with his second child (the baby will be due January next year).

The rest of the cast members, however, were devastated about Christopher leaving the show, and I can pretty much surmise that Henry-Betty supporters are less than happy.

I wonder what'll become of Gio, though - that is to say if the new hottie will be Betty's latest love interest.

Kate Hudson & Lance Armstrong Call It Quits

Celebrity couple Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong took that dreaded trip to Splitsville this weekend after a mere three months of dating, Us Magazine reports.

Sources say the couple split amicably, that there was no drama or ugliness involved during the breakup. Both Lance and Kate were visibly devastated.

There was no clear reason as to why the two decided to end their three-month romance - basically they just decided to separate.

Kate and Lance went public with their relationship when they were spotted together in Austin, Texas. After that, they were frequently seen together, although they avoided questions regarding their relationship.

Kate was always seen at Lance's races and events - and they had even brought each other along to family gatherings.

Lance's rep had no comment while Kate's could not be contacted.

Frankly, I liked Lance better when he was with Sheryl Crow. At least that relationship lasted for a relatively long time before it went to hell.

Jamie Lynn Spears-Aldridge?

Baby Maddie has long exited momma Jamie's comfy womb, and soon it may be time to put her in a lace-and-flower-decorated basket and carry her down the aisle, for her parents are getting ready to tie the knot.

Plans have already been made, and although no specific date has been set yet, Jamie Lynn Spears and fiance Casey Aldridge are pretty sure they will have a wedding by year's end.

The delighted duo has decided to marry somewhere close to their new home in Mississippi (which is just 30 minutes away from Jamie Lynn's momma Lynne Spears' house) - possibly under a white tent to keep out nosey reporters in the comfort of the Spears-Aldridge's backyard.

Jamie Lynn's elder sister will obviously be the maid-of-honour, while Casey Aldridge's sister will be one of her bridesmaids.

The rest of the juicy details - ranging from the dress to the hair to the wedding band - can be found in the latest edition of OK! magazine (I am not shamelessly advertising here - just telling you where to go in case you wish to know more).

I just hope Jamie Lynn and Casey are not Britney and K-Fed to-bes.

Shia LaBeouf's Accident 'Not His Fault'

It looks like Transformers superstar Shia LaBeouf is off the hook... this time.

According to the Sheriff's spokesman, the other car ran a red light, and the unfortunate accident was ultimately the fault of the woman driving the other car.

However, Shia's DUI charges still remain unchanged. When police arrived at the scene of the accident, they found Shia obviously intoxicated and had to arrest him on the spot.

The 22-year-old actor had been at at West Hollywood's Troubadour club before the collision.

Shia's Transformers 2 co-star, Isabel Lucas, was the female passenger in his car.

Both Isabel Lucas and the woman in the other car only suffered minor injuries while Shia had to undergo extensive hand surgery. Shia's mom told the press on Monday that he is 'doing fine'.

Well, it looks like Shia's parents won't be confiscating his car then. So much for seeing him ride a two-wheeler bicycle with Isabel Lucas in the sidecar.

Selena Says She & Miley Not Fighting

Although Miley Cyrus tried to humiliate Selena Gomez (and later "apologized" for it) on YouTube, the latter is laughing at claims of rivalry between her and the other tween queen.

In an interview with Extra, Selena tells the world that the media is just making up stories about her fighting with Miley Cyrus to generate buzz in Hollywood, since there hasn't been much to talk about lately (not entirely true, Selena).

Selena also advises her fans and Selena-watchers not to believe everything the media publishes, saying,

" 'You just got to learn that I don't say it, physically out of my mouth, on camera, it's not true.' "

Well, it looks like we aren't going to get that Hilary-Lindsay showdown we've been anticipating for after all.

Heath Ledger Is Rolling Over In His Grave

I never thought I'd see anyone dare to reincarnate The Joker after Heath Ledger's incredible portrayal - but I was wrong.

Spencer Taylor of Michigan has been arrested after trying to steal cinema posters and stand-ups pertaining to the cinematic hit The Dark Knight while dressed up as the classic villain from the movie, The Joker, from the lobby of a movie theatre. He has been arrested under the suspicion of larceny and malicious destruction of property.

The police officers who responded to the call relating to this - ehm, crime - met with rather unorthodox scene of several employees of the theatre restraining a man wearing a purple suit, a green wig, and an utterly horrible and never-should-be-seen-in-public face makeup.

The title of this post surely befits this peculiar post.

Amy Winehouse's New Home Is The Hospital

On Monday night Amy suffered from a seizure and was immediately rushed to the emergency room from her home in north London to the University College Hospital. Twelve hours later she was released. Her rep, Chris Goodman, insists that she is 'fine'.

According to Chris, Amy's seizure was an adverse effect of the new medication she has been taking to get 'clean'. Apparently the medication didn't go down very well.

This is Amy's second visit to a medical centre in two months. Last month the singer was taken to a clinic in London after she fainted at home. Her father told the press that she had developed an early stage of emphysema after smoking cigarettes and cocaine. A year ago she was sent to the hospital to get her stomach pumped because she had apparently overdosed.

Amy and her incarcerated husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, are known to be acute drug-users. Amy, possibly following her husband's footsteps to get herself imprisoned, has also had a few run-ins with the law. 

A video of her smoking cocaine was published by a tabloid newspaper, and although she was not charged, police were sent to investigate the matter.

She also received a warning in April for publicly assaulting [slapping] a man during a night out.

If there ever was a club that fully supported drugs and violence, I recommend Amy Winehouse as the poster-girl.

Mystery Woman In Shia LaBeouf's Car Identified

I know the title of this post seems a little morbid - it's not as if the 'mystery woman' died - but hey, if I don't inject a hint of grisliness into the title, I don't think it'd capture your attention.

So yes, the mystery of the mystery woman has been solved. And yes, the mystery woman is the woman in the picture I've placed next to Shia's (BTW he is in MAJOR need of an eyebrow trimmer) and (drumroll, please), she happens to be his co-star for the anticipated Transformers sequel, Isabel Lucas!

The 23-year-old Australian actress was in Shia's car when it crashed into another while allegedly making a left turn last Sunday.  Although Shia, Isabel, and the woman in the car which Shia collided into were all hospitalized, both Isabel and the crash victim suffered only minor injuries. Shia had to undergo surgery for his left hand. 

Although Shia would be out of commission for about a month, producers of Transformers 2 are not very concerned about delayed production. A production source revealed that most of the scenes in the movie do not require the presence of Shia - or even human actors, for that matter - and that the shooting can go on without him until he has fully recovered.

With regards to the unfortunate accident, Shia was suspected of DUI and he would be required to go to court this August.

I hope he's putting on this bad-boy act to get the ladies. He was so cute and seemed incapable of stupidity back when he was still playing a rebellious teen on Even Stevens. Granted, he was playing a bad boy, but it's always sad to see a pretty accomplished actor like him spiral down the toilet hole.

Ana Ortiz Equivocal About Whether Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Are Really Lesbos

While Lindsay Lohan was busy filming for her second guest appearance in the hit show Ugly Betty, the cast and crew were somewhat surprised when definitely-inseparable gal pal Samantha Ronson showed up to support LiLo - and Ana Ortiz, who plays Hilda Suarez on the show, couldn't be more ambiguous when asked about whether LiLo & Sam are really more than friends.

In a recent interview with OK! Magazine, Ana Ortiz said that Sam "just hung out with us [the cast of Ugly Betty, presumably], just palled around and watched what was going on", and that LiLo and Sam seem to have a lot of trust in one another.

However, when asked about whether LiLo & Sam were really les, she answered:

" 'But no, they definitely seem to have a really nice, comfortable relationship where there's a lot of trust. That's hard to find.' "

Was that a yes or a no? Hey, you know what? Maybe if Ana Ortiz entered the Miss Universe pageant, she could emerge as the winner.

Double Diaper Duty For Rebecca Romijn & Jerry O'Connell

It looks like Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell might've caught the 'twins' virus from Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, and Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt (albeit the latter conceived through artificial means). 

A spokesman for the celebrity couple has confirmed the news, and both parents-to-be are extremely excited about the coming bundles of joy.

The couple met at a party in 2004, and became engaged in New York after a year of dating in 2005. They tied the knot in an intimate ceremony last year.

Sources close to the duo report that both of them have been trying for a baby for almost a month.

The twins, due this winter, will be the first children for both Rebecca and Jerry.

I just hope the babies will take after their momma's smokin' hot looks.

Disney Might Say Goodbye To Another Show

Could this be the end of Miley Cyrus's alter ego?

After three seasons of one of Disney's most popular shows, Hannah Montana, Miley says it might be.

In a recent interview with E!, Miley was quoted as saying that the current (third) season might be the last for Hannah Montana. She denied rumours that she was trying to distance herself from Disney, adding that the Disney has always made her feel like home, and that she treats the company as "family".

Although Hannah Montana has been on air for a relatively short period, Miley claims it isn't so. She was 11 when she started filming the pilot episode, and she will be turning 16 this November. 

"I think we just did a lot of episodes," she explains. "We basically did two seasons in one last year. Usually people would do one season that would be like, 16 episodes, and we did almost 30 episodes!"
Source: OK! Magazine

When contacted for comments, Miley's reps weren't sure if this season would be the last Disney fans see of Hannah Montana.

Hey, maybe Disney will start a new series entitled, "Mandy Mississippi", with Selena Gomez in the lead.

Shia LaBeouf Hospitalized, Suspected DUI

What do Lindsay Lohan and Shia LaBeouf have in common?

If you guessed DUI charges, you are absolutely correct.

Police was dispatched at around 2.30 a.m. to a two-vehicle collision. Shia LaBeouf was evidently making a left when his car collided with another.

According to the police, Shia's left hand was injured and would require surgery. The female passenger in Shia's car and the woman driving the other vehicle only sustained minor injuries, and all three of them have been taken to Cedar Sinai Medical Center, where they still remain.

Police suspect Shia to be driving under the influence, and has been released from custody to be admitted to the hospital.

Just like LiLo, I think Shia too should be kept off the roads. If you can't drive, RIDE A BICYCLE. It's far healthier and more environmentally-friendly anyway.

Miley Says, "I Was Just Having Fun."

Remember Miley's uber-mean version of Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato's video?

Well, perhaps Miley's starting to see the plunge in ratings of Hannah Montana, I don't know, but the point is, she's repenting for making a mockery out of her Disney colleagues.

According to Popstar! Magazine and popstaronline.com, Miley and BFF Mandy are "supersorry" if their video offended Selena and Demi, and that they were just "having fun". Miley also added that she and Mandy were "supporting" Selena and Demi's channel, and that since Selena and Demi were being silly, she and Mandy wanted to join in the fun. Oh, and yes. Miley also thinks that she and Mandy were "flattering" Selena and Demi by imitating them, since the great Elvis once said that "imitation is the best form of flattery".

Wow, Miley is such a savant. I NEVER would have thought that mockery could be considered as flattery.

Click here to view what Miley Cyrus thinks is an apology.

LiLo Should Be Kept Off The Roads

First she was arrested for driving under the influence, and now this?

Reports have begun to circulate that Lindsay Lohan has been involved in another road-related accident - again. 

Apparently, Lindsay and her possibly-more-than-a-friend gal pal Samantha Ronson were leaving a club late last night in New York City when she was hit by a motorcycle and supposedly "flattened". LiLo was admitted to Beth Israel Medical Center and released just this morning.

LiLo's dad, Michael, was quoted as saying, "She's not hurt. That's all I really care about."

However, LiLo's representatives denied the claims made by the New York Post and TMZ. According to her publicist, Leslie Sloane, the reports made by both media sources were fallacious. Leslie told E! News that she had spoken to Lindsay, and assures that Lindsay is "not hurt", and that "nothing happened".

I for one don't believe Ms. Sloane. I mean, come on. If she told the media about what really happened, she's not doing her job right. Anywho, I think that LiLo should be kept off the roads. It seems like everytime she steps away from the sidewalk, trouble clings to her like dandruff.

The Stork Will Visit Mark Wahlberg In September

Mark Wahlberg will be celebrating the birth of his third child in September.

According to Us Magazine, Mark Wahlberg and fiancee Rhea Durham are expecting a baby boy, due around the third of September.

Mark and Rhea already have two children together - Ella, 4, and Michael, 2. Although they are practically already a family, Mark only recently popped the question to Rhea. When asked why, Mark told Us Magazine that he was not prepared to get married, but at 37, he was willing to try now because he believes he's built a "solid foundation for commitment".

When Mark revealed to his kids that they would be welcoming a baby brother, Ella was clearly disappointed:

" She already had all these plans of dressing a little sister up in clothes. But I told her, 'Honey, that means you’ll be more spoiled than the boys.' She goes, 'Oh, daddy, I didn’t think of that!' "

Frankly, I wouldn't want to be Ella's baby brother.

Publicity Stunt or Public Declaration of Affection?

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson sure aren't doing much to quash the rumours that they're a lesbian couple.

Just a few days ago, while the two were partying at the Shrine nightclub at MGM Foxwoods, LiLo made a public declaration to the crowd that Sam is "not single". Sources say that earlier that day, the are-they-or-aren't-they duo were "holding hands and acting lovey-dovey" all around the MGM grand.

LiLo and Samantha Ronson were rumoured to be dating ever since they engaged themselves in little but not-so-inconspicuous public displays of affection, such as holding hands, locking lips, and nuzzling necks.

According to several news sites, LiLo has created a Facebook profile under the name, 'Lindsay Ronson'.

A couple of weeks ago, Samantha Ronson changed her relationship status from "Single" to "In a Relationship" on her Facebook profile, although it was not clear who Samantha was dating. She added fuel to the fire when she uploaded a picture of her and LiLo at Disneyland.

Could it be that LiLo has finally had enough of men? Or is she just trying to get the spotlight on her again (as if her DUI charges weren't enough)?

Ashley Tisdale Bids 'Ta Ta!' To Zack & Cody

Fans of Maddie Fitzpatrick, get your tissues out. Ashley Tisdale has decided to bid the cast of Disney's The Suite Life of Zack & Cody a sad farewell.

According to sources, the 23-year-old has started to get restless after playing the lovable Maddie on the hilarious hit show for three years running. Instead, she is venturing into wider waters, looking forward to roles on the silver screen and Grammy nominations (if I sound mocking, it's not me - it's you). She is also planning to "sex" up her image, shedding her possibly childish, squeaky-clean one in the process.

Disney representatives have confirmed that production on The Suite Life of Zack & Cody has officially shut down, and will be replaced by a spin-off on the show, entitled The Suite Life on Deck. The original cast members of The Suite Life of Zack & Cody will all be part of the spin-off - except for Ashley, of course. It has been reported, however, that Ashley has made an appearance as a guest star on the new show. 

I don't mean to be a meanie, but I can pretty much guarantee that The Suite Life on Deck will not last for more than 3 seasons. I deeply admire Ashley's intelligence at not going along with the Deck show. Spin-offs are not meant to last, and let's just say it will do Ashley more harm if she resumed her trials and tribulations as Ms. Candy-Girl on Deck.

OK! Enough With The Babies Already!

OK! Magazine has finally lost it.

For the possibly hundredth-time since 2008, OK! has managed to secure another set of exclusive baby pics, this time from newly-established-momma Camila Alves, girlfriend of Matthew McConaughey.

Which brings me down to this: What's with all the babies? I know they're cute and the whole world would die just to visually feast on the beautiful products of them ah-ma-zing celebs, but is it necessary to be a baby-pics-hogger? Give the other magazines a chance, or you'll be renaming your magazine to "Celebrity Babies Weekly".

I'll just let the OK! covers I've compiled to make my point:

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Miscellaneous Baby-Related Exclusives:

Jamie Lynn Spears' 'I'm Pregnant' Story

Ashlee Simpsons' Baby Bump: A First Look

Okay, so I may be exaggerating a little about OK! hogging all the exclusive baby pics, but hey! Celeb gossip is not all about the babies.

More Ka-Ching For K-Fed

The Brit-Fed battle for the ex-couple's kids has finally come to an end, and Daddy Federline has agreed to grant his estranged, slightly-off-the-rocker wife more time with the kids.

The price? Oh, just a mere increase in amount for monthly child support, from US$15,000 to US$20,000 - not to mention US$250,000 lunch money for K's attorney, given oh-so-generously by Brit, of course.

A hearing was supposed to be held earlier today, to continue the custody battle over Brit-Fed's two sons, but the hearing was apparently cancelled at the last minute 'coz apparently, Brit has agreed to be extorted.

But of course, no one can put a price on precious time with your own kids. Plus, Brit's still loaded from her past successes as a Pop Princess, so I'm guessing she's not really complaining.

But then again, US$20,000 a month is a wee bit exorbitant. What is K-Fed buying his kids? Harley Davidsons? They're toddlers, for the love of God. The largest expense he'd have to make is for DIAPERS, not DIAMONDS.

Hello, World. I Like To Make A Complete Fool Of Myself On The Internet, Because I Am Too Cool For TV.

THE WORLD IS OUT OF IPHONES!!!!! @ Yahoo! Video

Seriously, this video speaks for itself. Either your jaw will drop over the utter idiocy of this woman, or you will simply shiver at how someone can so easily publicly humiliate his/herself.

So the stores were out of iPhones. BIG DEAL. Why can't you use the one YOU ALREADY ARE HOLDING IN YOUR HAND?

*shudders*

Look at her exaggerated expression of shock and dismay, and I will say no more.

Hell Hath No Fury Like A Miley Scorned

Watch out, Selena! Miley's coming to get you - on YouTube.

Selena Gomez - dubbed "the next Miley Cyrus" by various sources - recently made a video with her best friend and co-star Demi Lovato about goodness-knows-what, and Miley Cyrus made her own semi-horrible-and-yet-oh-so-entertaining version of the video with her best friend, Mandy.

In case you've been living under a rock for the past few weeks, it's been reported that Selena Gomez is now dating Nick Jonas - who just so happens to be Miley's ex.

So is that why Miley is shamelessly doing her best to publicly humiliate her rival (and ultimately Miley herself) both in the romance and professional departments?

Seriously, Miley. We don't need another Hilary-Lindsay showdown. I couldn't understand why those two divas were fighting over Aaron Carter, much less why you and Selena are fighting over Nick Jonas now. At least Zac Efron seems like a better catch.

Click here to watch Miley's wrath in action.

Snog A Daddy - And A Hubby

Yes, you are currently ogling at the uber-hot smooch that occured between married man Balthazar Getty and Sienna Miller, official home-wrecker in a boat off the Amalfi coast.

And Sienna Miller being topless wasn't an exaggeration - I actually had to edit her boob out just so I won't have my blog branded as "containing adult content". 

Since the smoochie pics surfaced, Rosetta, soon-to-be-ex wife of Balthazar Getty, had left the country to protect her four kids (the fourth born just 10 months ago) from their daddy's naughty and not-so-secret trysts, while the oh-so-responsible dad continued seeing Sienna publicly.

Getty publicly declared his separation from Rosetta several days ago, according to People magazine.

Whereas Sienna Miller, who had a tumultous relationship with Jude Law and who just (and by "just" I mean a few weeks ago) broke things off with current boyfriend Rhys Ifans, admitted that she had secretly dated Getty for two months.

So, the bottom line is, not only is Ms. Miller a home-wrecker, she is also a - pardon my French - a two-timing whore-a-saurus. You could've at least waited until Getty had made his separation official, Sienna. At least then you wouldn't have the title of "home-wrecker" synonymous with your name.

Baby Fever Much?

 This simply proves money can get you almost anything - even babies.

Reliable sources at Us Weekly magazine confirmed that the conception of the latest additions to the Jolie-Pitt clan - Knox and Vivienne - had a lot more to do with Brangelina's impossibly lucky reproductive parts.

According to the magazine, the baby-crazy couple turned to in vitro fertilization to get more than one bun in Angie's oven. The procedure could cost up to a whopping US$12,000 a pop - just so Angie won't have to deal with the stress of getting pregnant.

Honestly, I don't understand what Brangelina is - are? - doing. Angie claims to be a goodwill ambassador for the UN, so where was she during all those meetings concerning overpopulation?

Dear Readers,

I am an Accounting student with plenty of time on my hands, simply itching to do something mischievous. And so here I am, with my debut blog dedicated SOLELY to delish gossips and odd news as seen from the hopefully-scathing viewpoint of an 18-year-old gal. Please note that I may not be as up-to-date you might like. I work on my own terms; in other words, I don't care who may or may not read what I've written, and I will only write about the gossip I find mildly interesting. So yeah, this blog will probably be the worst (and suckiest - if there be such a word) you've ever encountered, and I advise you, dear reader, to quickly exit if what you're looking for is a quality-driven news blog thing.

And yes, this idea is completely non-original. Actually I was [ehhem] inspired by another blog and/or website (yes, being cryptic is utterly unnecessary - but whatever), whose main concentration is to lash out at celebs.

Do leave comments! I delightfully relish all kinds of hate mail/love letters/creepy stalker notes/miscellaneous messages.

Before I scoot - an earnest welcome to my crass empire!