Selena Gomez & Nick Jonas Should Stop Beating About The Bush - We Are Not That Dumb.

If Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are in fact, dating, so why are they still beating about the bush? From their recent revelations, it seems as if they've declared their love for one another in sky writing.

In a recent interview with Twist magazine, Selena Gomez reportedly said:

" 'While we were slow dancing... my crush and I had our first kiss! After it, I leaned back and I said, 'You cheated.' And he said, 'Why' and I said, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' Then he said, 'Well, I never really play by the rules.' "

Selena's supposed other half, on the other hand, told Girls Life magazine:

" 'On one date, the girl said to me, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' So I said, 'I don't follow the rules.' "

Unless Nick Jonas hits on different girls with only one line, I'm pretty confident he and Selena are together, although she may state otherwise.

The Wizards of Waverly Place star recently said that she "does not have a boyfriend right now, though she may go on dates and have crushes and stuff."

Seriously, Selena, unless you're afraid of being publicly seen with Nick, just go ahead and confirm what we already know. It'll give your fans closure, at least.

What's With The Voice, Bale?

While Christian Bale may be, in my humblest opinion, the hottest Batman yet, I can't help but cringe everytime he appears in his somewhat oversized Bat-suit and starts talking with a creepy voice to match a grizzly bear with a very, very bad case of laryngitis AND incurable sore throat.

I know he's trying to make Batman seem as demonic (in a GOOD way) as possible, but is it really necessary to voice him that way? I mean, come on. Batman sounds like he needs several doses of cough medication - or a vocal-chords transplant, if such a thing exists. Everytime "The Dark Knight" so much as opens his mouth, I have to consciously brace myself for the terribleness that is his voice. 

In contrast, everytime Christian Bale reappears without his Bat-suit (and in a few scenes without any suit at all), I have to brace myself for the hotness that is Christian Bale.

I think Christopher Nolan should just have Christian Bale put on a speedo as the Bat-suit. That'll beat Titanic's record, all right.