Selena Gomez & Nick Jonas Should Stop Beating About The Bush - We Are Not That Dumb.

If Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas are in fact, dating, so why are they still beating about the bush? From their recent revelations, it seems as if they've declared their love for one another in sky writing.

In a recent interview with Twist magazine, Selena Gomez reportedly said:

" 'While we were slow dancing... my crush and I had our first kiss! After it, I leaned back and I said, 'You cheated.' And he said, 'Why' and I said, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' Then he said, 'Well, I never really play by the rules.' "

Selena's supposed other half, on the other hand, told Girls Life magazine:

" 'On one date, the girl said to me, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' So I said, 'I don't follow the rules.' "

Unless Nick Jonas hits on different girls with only one line, I'm pretty confident he and Selena are together, although she may state otherwise.

The Wizards of Waverly Place star recently said that she "does not have a boyfriend right now, though she may go on dates and have crushes and stuff."

Seriously, Selena, unless you're afraid of being publicly seen with Nick, just go ahead and confirm what we already know. It'll give your fans closure, at least.

What's With The Voice, Bale?

While Christian Bale may be, in my humblest opinion, the hottest Batman yet, I can't help but cringe everytime he appears in his somewhat oversized Bat-suit and starts talking with a creepy voice to match a grizzly bear with a very, very bad case of laryngitis AND incurable sore throat.

I know he's trying to make Batman seem as demonic (in a GOOD way) as possible, but is it really necessary to voice him that way? I mean, come on. Batman sounds like he needs several doses of cough medication - or a vocal-chords transplant, if such a thing exists. Everytime "The Dark Knight" so much as opens his mouth, I have to consciously brace myself for the terribleness that is his voice. 

In contrast, everytime Christian Bale reappears without his Bat-suit (and in a few scenes without any suit at all), I have to brace myself for the hotness that is Christian Bale.

I think Christopher Nolan should just have Christian Bale put on a speedo as the Bat-suit. That'll beat Titanic's record, all right. 

Alex Rodriguez's Wife Is Just After His Money

In response to soon-to-be-ex-wife Cynthia's divorce demands, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez insists that his pre-nuptial agreement with his estranged wife be kept in mind during the divorce battle.

He admitted that his marriage is "irretrievably broken", but he asks that Cynthia's claims of infidelity on his part be withdrawn. The baseball player labelled Cynthia's claims of "emotional abandonment of his wife and children" and his "extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct" as "immaterial and impertinent and should be stricken."

However, he acknowledged that Cynthia has been "a good and nurturing mother", and promises to pay "reasonable and bona fide expenses" to take care of their two daughters, Natasha, 3, and Ella, 3 months, as per co-parenting agreements.

Cynthia is looking to maintain her "high standard of living" through alimony, child support, and the couple's US$12 million estate, with "equitable distribution of all assets".

Cynthia states that the rumours of her husband having an affair with 49-year-old singer Madonna was the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back. She filed for divorce just 6 days after Us Weekly published a story on A-Rod and Madonna. Her attorney calls Alex's affair with Madonna "an affair of the heart" (any clue to what that means?).

Lucky Alex had enough brains to get Cynthia to sign a prenup before they got hitched. But for me, I think insinuations made by a gossip magazine is hardly a good enough reason to want a divorce. Catching your spouse in a dirty act with another... Now that is a better excuse for a legal separation.